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Excuses now, excuses then. By David S. Allen

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We interrupt this marketing and customer service blog to lighten up a ridiculously cold November day.


Five excuses I never used as a teen.

The battery in my phone died and I didn’t have my charger.

I had my phone on silent.

Wow. Bad cell service—only one bar.

I couldn’t answer your text because I was driving.

I feel asleep watching Netflix.


Five excuses I may have used as a teen.

The battery in the Oldsmobile died and I didn’t have jumper cables.

My wristwatch stopped running.

I didn’t have change to buy gas.

Your line was busy.

I feel asleep watching Midnight Special.


We now return you to your regularly scheduled activities.