We interrupt this marketing and customer service blog to lighten up a ridiculously cold November day.
Five excuses I never used as a teen.
The battery in my phone died and I didn’t have my charger.
I had my phone on silent.
Wow. Bad cell service—only one bar.
I couldn’t answer your text because I was driving.
I feel asleep watching Netflix.
Five excuses I may have used as a teen.
The battery in the Oldsmobile died and I didn’t have jumper cables.
My wristwatch stopped running.
I didn’t have change to buy gas.
Your line was busy.
I feel asleep watching Midnight Special.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled activities.